| Tuesday November 17; 10:07am PST (LA) |
[Tue 17 Nov / 11:04am] |
My older brother is evil.
Pure, complete evil.
He showed up on my doorstep last night and informed me that we were going out. I told him I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn and would very much like to get some sleep before then. This was not acceptable, of course.
We must have hit 5 or 6 clubs over the course of the evening. My head is killing me. I've taken some aspirin, but it really hasn't helped.
It's not even lunchtime, yet. I really am going to kill him the next time I see him.
Do you think anyone would notice if I took a nap right here at my desk?
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| Sunday August 23; 6:59am |
[Sun 23 Aug / 9:58am] |
Why am I awake right now? It's Sunday. The day of rest. It's not like I have to be at work and hear I am at a minute before 7 wide awake.
Granted, I did have a rather disturbing dream about chasing a fugitive who was wearing a bright pink tutu and was actually dancing away from me. I don't know what was in that cocktail you were experimenting with last night, sis, but NO MORE.
I wonder if Abby would want to
This is easily the weirdest relationship I have ever
[Private to Abby Alcott]
I've got tickets to an upcoming Dodgers came. Would you like to join me?
[/Private]
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| Friday July 24; 2:05PM PST |
[Fri 24 Jul / 5:04pm] |
I think that my what the hell do I call her, anyway? girlfriend? I have no idea if that's accurate or not Abby's adoptive daughter has a crush on me. It's kind of cute, actually. She gets all excited anytime she sees me and always had to be immediately given hugs and kisses. Granted, she also insisted on braiding my hair and smearing lipstick all over my face the last time I was over there. And there may have been a tea party.
Still? Completely adorable. It's certainly better than the dirty looks I get from the boy. I don't think he likes me much.
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